
My mother and sister love beauty pageants. My wife likes them too.
During pageants, my mother and sister used to control TV and we were told to go out to eat.
My mother and sister took these pageants as seriously as we took the 7th game of the World Series or The Super Bowl.
In recent years, political correctness has invaded the beauty pageants. We expect these girls to talk about saving the world or some causes.
Forget it. It's a beauty pageant.
We are selecting a pretty young woman to serve as Miss USA, Miss Universe or Miss Venezuela.
What else are we doing?
This is about swim suits and long evening gowns.
Bring back the old fashioned beauty pageant. Drop all of these questions about saving the world.








