We don't know anything about Osama. Is he dead? Is he alive? I don't know! However, you need to check this:
Top 9 Signs That Osama Bin Laden Is Dead by Buckley F. Williams
9. Voted in 2006 Democratic primary.
8. Left orders for his followers to work up a last minute decree stating that "anyone whose name rhymes with Fosama Tin Zaden" receives an extra 50 virgins upon his death.
7. His terrorist intramural basketball team has been trying to acquire a new center.
6. Did not send a fruit basket to Bill Clinton after his appearance on Fox.
5. There are reports that a Pakistani woman happened by his cave with exposed skin on her ankle and was actually not beaten, tortured and beheaded.
4. There is an greater aroma of rotten flesh and feces than usually emanates from his cave.
3. Satan just placed his biggest Viagra order ever.
2. Just released a new album with Tupac.
1. There is a general sense of calm among northwestern Pakistani goat herds.
Of course, we don't know. However, we would not be sad if OBL is dead, specially if he was killed by a US missile fired by a New York pilot.
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